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Tuesday, December 02, 2003

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists; two
men
and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a
large metal
door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what
the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a
chair. Kill Her !!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went into the room.

All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears
in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the instruction to kill
her husband.

She took the gun and went into the room. Six shots were heard. Then,
screaming, crashing, and loud banging was heard. After a few minutes, all
was quiet. The door opened slowly and the woman candidate walked out,
wiping the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to beat him to
death
with the chair."

Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them! :)

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	ok so i thought that i was bored at work yesterday....but today im BORED. haha...my highlight of the day was when the snapple guy, ups guy, and frito lay guy all came at the same time! but even all that restocking only took me like 45 minutes.sigh well i get off in about an hour and my boss bought me carne asada tacos so i can't complain. whoop whoop. i can't wait till my shift is over!
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Monday, December 01, 2003

OMG WTF...Leah is doing her xanga!? man she must be bored at work. yes yes...im already bored and i just started but hey i cant complain, i love my job..working at the arcadia dreamlab (lan center) and playing on a comp all day for money. i actually work 12 minutes/hour haha. But Oooh Oooh, i get to catch up wit my friends on aim and fuck wit xanga and friendster hahaha....well if it weren't for work i wouldnt even remember how to use them. anyways...so my weekend was pretty koo..went to solid saturday and watched nate spin and went to club incahoots for the 5 elements of hip hop show wit vince last night. His friend actually almost won the mc battle!! crazy shit. well thanksgiving was good too...my mom had a great feast for our fam and my homies hehe. cant believe we actually stayed up all night to go to the black friday sales. best buys was INSANE!!! whoever actually bought stuff from there is nuts...lolz! at least i got some clothes hehe, cant believe its almost christmas.

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Tuesday, April 15, 2003

4:30 in the freakin morning...still can't sleep cuz i took a krazy-lazy-cat-nap after skool. haha. well...today was whatevers...kicked it wit an ol' homie and caught up which was pretty koo. went wit kat to tea zone earlier and we got a strawberry snow bubble....eeeewwwww it was pretty gross ay. d[>_O]b yUck. its all ur fault kat! haha j/p. brought nate a drink too and chilled at my pad for a while. talked to my homie in the navy for a while and made plans to kick it dis weekend before he gets deployed on sunday...he's gonna be shipped out for like 4 months travelling the world...and looking for drug smugglers haha. dun nobody worry...he ain't lookin around here haha j/p. but yea, lookin forward to seein him dis weekend up in da club sippin bacardi like its my birthday lolz. anyways...trying to get sleepy here but there's some shit runnin through my mind...thinkin is a bitch its basically torture. maybe someday ill let it out here...but for now i dun want the world readin my thoughts. imma keep them to myself roight now mang i ain't drunk lolz...well imma try to get some sleep...im out

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Thursday, March 13, 2003

a song...

am i not pretty enough...is my heart too broken?

do i cry to much...am i too outspoken?

don't i make u laugh...should i try it harder?

why do u see right through me?

i live...i breathe...i let it rain on me.

i sleep...i wake...i try hard not to break.

i crave...i love...i've waited long enough.

i try as hard as i can.

am i not pretty enough...is my heart too broken?

do i cry too much...am i too outspoken?

don't i make u laugh...should i try it harder?

why do u see right through me?

i laugh...i feel...i make believe it's real.

i fall...i freeze...i pray down on my knees.

i hold...i stand...i take it like a man.

i try as hard as i can.

am i not pretty enough...is my heart too broken?

do i cry too much...am i too outspoken?

don't i make u laugh...should i try it harder?

why do u see right through me?

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